The Medievalist's (or Classicist's) Bedside Companion
This is possibly the coolest piece of furniture I have ever seen: (It would probably be most effective if, when confronting your would-be assailant with this, you also screamed "This Is SPARTA!!!!!")
The Hollywood hacks referenced below should make a film of the life of Randy Pausch--but the farewell video lecture he has given, only a few months now before his inevitable death of cancer at age 46, is better than anything they would be likely to come up with.